1.) Don’t look at it; you will probably turn to stone, or at the very least, your eyeballs will likely explode. This is only true for us humans, probably because we’re the only ones dumb enough to do that!
2.) Do NOT stop on the road to view the eclipse.
3.) It’s the eclipse, not the apocalypse! Chill out, people. Thank you, Dairy Queen in Marble Falls, for the reminder!